sometimes before i pour out a full glass of coke or dr pepper or whatever i’ll fill the glass like a fifth of the way and then stand in my kitchen pretending it’s whiskey or something. then i’ll drink it down in one big gulp and make that grimacey face and pretend i’m thinking of some real deep tortured soul stuff.
oh, the things i do alone in the kitchen could fill a blog.
15 year old white gay male: “gorlll” “SHADE” “yasss hunty” “weave”
actually tyler oakley is 24
im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
wow. that woman isnt a role model. she did drugs. she slept with people. wtf why would you idolize her. my hero is john lennon.
at some point your myspace tagline was “let’s get these teen hearts beating faster faster” don’t lie